I went back to Tumblr.

I went back to Tumblr. Sorry. It's the only place where I could get my real name in the address.

which, by the way, is
http://ryansimmons.tumblr.com

Neat, right?

Peace Blogger!

-Ryan

2008, We Hardly Knew Ye

What the fuck! A blog post! Wowza!

Some New Year's Resolutions:

• Blog more (already one day down on that one)
• Read/Rite more ('Rithmetic can bite a big one)
• Watch more movies
• Watch more TV shows
• Somehow do all this while managing a better GPA for your final semester
• Realize you're a senior in college, subsequently fuck final semester
• Don't be such a faggot (as suggested by the girl on the train in New York. Thanks!)

Boy, in retrospect, 2008 really fucking sucked, didn't it?

Here's to '09 not sucking. Hooray Not Sucking!

Dark Knight PSAs

These are incredible:



I have no idea who does them, but there's a series, and I think they're really great. The whole "fake public access video" thing can be done poorly (surprisingly) and look TOO fake, but these guys nail it - I think it's the green screen fake that's bad but not TOO bad, the mediocre camera shots and the editing. Also, there's this strange intimacy between the Joker and Batman that is really really funny to me, for some reason.

Hail To The Lion - If He Can Stand

Nittany Lion mascot charged with DUI - The Daily Collegian Online

You stay classy, James D. Sheep.

Nelly Furtado covered "Crazy" and I didn't know

YouTube - Nelly Furtado - Crazy-Gnarls Barkley cover: Clear Channel Stripped version

I'm... intrigued...

Also, did anybody else know about this before I heard it in my local coffee shop today? I'm usually the last one, so I'm not surprised.

Fingers Crossed

FOX Sports on MSN - COLLEGE FOOTBALL - Five Thoughts: Don't count out Penn State

Just a reminder that, while we should all be fucking psyched that Paterno is going for his 2nd Rose Bowl, we've still got some games to keep an eye on. Granted, the chances of any of this happening isn't great, but still, it's a chance.

Good job America! (Sincerely)

If you need any more proof that we finally picked a GOOD President:

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